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• Brate, sinoć ja pitam neku ribu da plešemo, a ona mi je rekla: "Izvini, ne plešem sa djetetom"...
• I, šta si joj rek'o?
• Rek'o sam: "Izvini, nisam znao da si trudna!"

 

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Šetaju pustinjom Amerikanac, Francuz i Bosanac. Naiđu oni tako na neku odskočnu dasku pored koje piše: "Zaleti se - skoči - poželi mjesto!" Zaleti se Amerikanac i poželi: "New York!" i stvarno, pojavi se u New Yorku. Zaleti se Francuz i kaže: "Paris!" i evo njega u Parizu. Zaleti se Bosanac, spotakne se i kaže: "A u pičku materinu!"

 

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2 hours ago, Bosss said:

• Brate, sinoć ja pitam neku ribu da plešemo, a ona mi je rekla: "Izvini, ne plešem sa djetetom"...
• I, šta si joj rek'o?
• Rek'o sam: "Izvini, nisam znao da si trudna!"

 

hahaha....dobar

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Zaposlio se Mujo kao taksist. Prvi radni dan parkira on taxi na stajalište i naiđe Haso te ga iznenađeno upita:

Ooo Mujo, baš ti je odijelo pravo. Otkud ti?
Ma dao mi direktor, da izgledam kao oni vozači u filmovima.
A je ti škrt direktor pa što ti nije kupio i cipele, nego tako hodaš bos kao budala naokolo?!
Eee moj Haso, seljačino jedna. Pa ne idu cipele uz ovaj model odijela. Vidiš da lijepo piše Boss!

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