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    Pitali mađioničara: koji vam je najgori trik koji ste do sada izveli?
    A on će: onaj kad sam od djevojke napravio suprugu!

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    Ahahhahahha, nesretnik !

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    Kako znaš da si ostarila?
    Kada kupuješ nove gaće (mudante) za "ne daj bože" umjesto za "daj bože"

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    Zgoditak....

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    Kupuje žena povrće na pazaru. Pita trgovca: "Pošto je blitva?"
    "30 kuna!"- odgovara trgovac
    " A sir?"
    "200 kuna kilo- domaći"
    " To je sve preskupo"- kaže žena
    A trgovac će: " Nije to gospo skupo, nego ste se vi loše udali"

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    ahahhahahahahhahha

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    Stajala je u kuhinji i pripremala naš uobičajeni doručak- meko kuhana jaja i prepečenac.

    Na sebi je imala samo majicu u kojoj je spavala.
    Kad sam ušao u kuhinju, okrenula se i rekla :
    - "Odmah moramo voditi ljubav !"

    Oči su mi se zažarile i pomislih:
    - " Sanjam li ili je ovo moj sretan dan ?!"
    Da ne bih izgubio ni trenutka, zgrabio sam je i odmahpolegao na kuhinjski stol.
    Kad je sve bilo gotovo, rekla je :
    - " Hvala ", i opet se okrenula štednjaku smajicom još uvijek oko vrata.
    Sretan, iako vidljivo zbunjen, upitao sam je :
    - " Zašto se zahvaljuješ ?"
    Rekla je :
    - " Sat za meko kuhanje jaja je pokvaren !"


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    Muž i žena gledaju boks.
    Muž uzdahnu:
    - Razočaran sam, sve se završilo za 4 minuta.
    Žena se osmehnu pa reče:
    - E, sad znaš kako je meni.

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    Noć, on hrče....
    .... a ja gledam u krivičnom zakonu što se smatra nesretnim slučajem!

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